Tua Tagovailoa and the Fins edged Matthew Stafford and the Los Angeles Rams, 23-15, on Monday Night Football. Both offenses struggled to get going, but the Dolphins defense stood tall, keeping the Rams out of the end zone, and helped to keep Miami's faint playoff hopes alive.

Truly, dear reader, I’m impressed with your constitution. Because if you’re reading this after that, you definitely have a strong stomach. Or you’re a real devotee, a real Rams fan – or, conversely perhaps,